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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Dear Santa

I am gonna mail this letter today and see if it works.

Dear Santa,

Until further notice my children will be duck taped to the wall. This hopefully will give them enough time to get on the nice list. With out the use of hands and feet hopefully we will not be repeating the antics of the last few days. So please check your list on Christmas eve and see if the plan worked. If there are no milk and cookies set out it will be because they are still stuck to the wall. Or lets be really honest, I ate them.

Sincerly,
the mother of the Destroying Angel and The Clueless One

Sunday, November 15, 2009

We interrupt your regular scheduled program

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This is a test, only a test. Had it been a real emergency there would have been great screaming and cursong followed by the sounds of much destruction. Due to heavy medications this has been avoided.

Thank you for your time. You will now be returned to your regular scheduled program.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Over Heard

Cowboy: Man your mama was lucky that she married me, huh?

Zorro: No, I think she was crazy.

Cowboy: Crazy? How is that?

Zorro: Well, I saw a picture of her and she had this crazy look on her face!

Monday, March 23, 2009

What's in a name cont.

That's it we're calling her Frank. This mornign at the Y, another Queenine!! How, How, HOw?????

Sunday, March 22, 2009

What's in a name?

When you name your children you look for something personable and different so that they will not be the 100th child named John in their class. At least that was the way it was for us when we named Zorro.

Zorro's name was different from anything we had ever heard and it fits (even if he does want to be called "Reilly" because it sound so much cooler.) for him. Now I had never heard Zorros name before in my life. For the first 5 and 1/2 years of his life I had never heard of another child with the same name. Until now.

Zorro had his first tball game last week. It was a long day of parades, pictures and games. While we were cheering on his team as they were marching by we heard a woman say "Zorro, come here!" Naturally we were concerned why a stranger would be yelling at our son. She wasn't, she was talking to her little boy with the same name.

Then at the game Zorro was up to bat. His father and I were cheering him on and shouting out encouragements "Go Zorro! Hit the ball Zorro." Now the other team was yelling at their first baseman at the same time: "Go Zorro! Watch the ball, Zorro, catch him out!" Yup, the first baseman and our son who was up to bat had the same name. I have never seen two children look more confused!! Do I hit or try and get myself out? He made a home run by the way.

But now we are confused with the name issue. How is it that we have never heard this name before and are now surrounded by other parents who were probably thinking the same thing. Thank heaven no one else will have Queenie's name. If they do, we'll call her Frank.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Not what I wanted to hear

There are things that you never want to hear in your life. Unfortunately there are times when you do. This week I heard yet another phrase that I never wanted to hear. ( no we are not being forced to flee the country again, yet)

Me: Son, what are you doing in the garage?

Zorro: Playing with the nice mouse that I found. I am being very nice to him.

This took a minute to process what he had said, and yet it was a live mouse in our garage. So much for leaving the country life behind. Oh, and once again Cowboy was not here so guess who had to deal with the damn thing while trying to convince her children that wild mice do not make good pets. Yup, me, again.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Marie-Therese Gown GIVEAWAY !!!!!!!

Marie-Therese Gown GIVEAWAY !!!!!!!